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Friday, December 30, 2011

Safety Program or a Safe Program?

The point at which your safety program becomes irrelevant

There is a huge difference between having a safety program and operating safely.  The difference can mean life or death.  A few examples:

1. September 18th, 2008.  An Army National Guard helicopter crosses from Kuwait into southern Iraq for the first time since arriving in country for a nine month tour.  The organization at all levels has school trained safety officers, trained at the Army Safety Center at Fort Rucker, which believes (and practices) that enough micromanagement can achieve a zero accident rate in the Army.  There are safety conferences, safety meetings, safety councils, safety surveys, safety briefings, risk assessments, and safety is preached and drilled constantly during a months-long train up for the deployment.

But that evening, it doesn't matter, as inexperienced pilots take off in marginal weather into the dark featureless desert. Within minutes after crossing into country, the third aircraft in the formation, Red River 44, crashes into the desert floor at 130 knots, killing the crew and passengers.

2. April 20th, 2010.  BP has a great safety program, if not a great safety record.  Contract employees are subject to intensive interviews before being allowed to work for BP.  Many of these third party providers fail to live up to BP's safety standards.  New arrivals at BP facilities are shaken down for contraband.  Passengers must be escorted by approved escort personnel to aircraft that are shut down, no hot refueling, no hot passenger loading.  Safety is practiced well past the point of operational intrusion.  There are safety audits and safety consultants and safety inspections and safety meetings and long safety conventions, and awards and accolades given to the safest of the safe operators.

But that evening, it doesn't matter, as the Deepwater Horizon crew, recipients of a recent safety award, bypass all manner of established protocols downhole and cause a blowout that kills 11, and an epic oil spill that the domestic offshore drilling industry will take years to recover from.

3. Ongoing.  A major provider of worldwide offshore helicopter services hosts an expanding safety department that issues frequent safety alerts on such imperative workplace dangers as:

a. People walking into trailer hitches in the parking lot at company headquarters.
b. People walking into filing cabinets at company headquarters.
c. People injuring themselves standing up from chairs at company headquarters.

4. Have you taken a state approved Defensive Driving Course lately?  Enough said.

It is a given that people will often brush safety concerns aside in favor of getting the job done, absent any controls.  It is also a given that safety programs are often born out of industrial accidents, that the rules are written in blood, and that THE PROGRAM IS PUT IN PLACE LARGELY TO COVER MANAGEMENT'S REAR END AFTER AN ACCIDENT.  Later, the overly restrictive new programs are at least partially ignored on the line, and the process repeats itself, sometimes at the cost of many lives.

So what exactly can be done?  How can a safety program be engineered so that it actually makes a difference and a meaningful connection between the program and the employees?  A few ideas from the field:

1. The safety department must be trusted and respected both up and down.  Safety must report directly to top management so as to minimize political interference, and personnel on the line must be able to bring their concerns to the safety department where they will be given a fair hearing, without fear of retribution.  The moment that the line perceives that the safety department is blowing off their concerns, or worse, is a hit man for management, the safety department will have forever lost the cooperation of the line.  Moreover, if the line is engaged in operating, maintaining, and fueling aircraft in harsh conditions worldwide and your safety department is primarily focused on office hazards... your safety program has become a JOKE.

2. The safety department needs to be out in the field.  Often the best thing that safety personnel can do is push back from the desk and get out in the field to beat the bushes for potential problems.  Not with a checklist and a charter to document the sins of the field, but to talk to people and to understand that they alone do not understand the whole picture.  They might be surprised to find out that they can learn more in one afternoon of walking around than they would on several out of state safety conferences where they hobnob with equally clueless safety program managers from across the industry.

3. Standards must be enforced.  Much as I hate to admit it, the proliferation of exceedance monitoring and tracking equipment in the industry has had a dramatic effect on standardization.  What that means is that if you have a little box in the aircraft that is tracking everything you are doing, and management can see what you are doing any any given time... guess what?  People will behave better.  They won't like the intrusiveness, but they will behave better, because they really won't have a choice.  What management ultimately does with this data is a whole nuther topic, and one that will set the tone for the acceptance of the program, grudging or otherwise.

Ideally, if the line and safety work well together, the majority of threats will be identified and managed.  There will always be unsafe people, unsafe acts, and stupid policies, and they will all have to be dealt with.  But no one at any level should ever confuse a safety PROGRAM with a SAFE program.


Thursday, December 29, 2011

One day in JROTC class

Iran... another country that allows hijabs in uniform

Instructor: Today, young JROTC cadets, we will be discussing Army Regulation 670-1, Wear and Appearance of Army Uniforms and Insignia.  As stated in paragraph 1-1, this regulation "prescribes the authorization for wear, composition, and classification of uniforms, and the occasions for wearing all personal (clothing bag issue), optional, and commonly worn organizational Army uniforms. It also prescribes the awards, insignia, and accouterments authorized for wear on the uniform, and how these items are worn."  

It is important to keep in mind that according to paragraph 1-7, "The Army is a uniformed service where discipline is judged, in part, by the manner in which a soldier wears a prescribed uniform, as well as by the individual’s personal appearance."

Furthermore, we will discuss important items such as a recent change to the regulation by Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta authorizing wear of hijabs in formation...

Cadet Jones: Huh?

Instructor: Did you have something for the class, Cadet Jones?

Cadet Jones: I'm reading a little further down in paragraph 1-7, where it says "Personnel will not wear religious headgear in place of military headgear when military headgear is required (outdoors, or indoors when required for duties or ceremonies)."  What part of 670-1 has been repealed exactly?  Are we upholding uniform standards or not?

Instructor: Cadet Jones, there are also regulations regarding insubordination if you'd like me to bring you up to speed on them.  What exactly do you not understand about the regulation?

Cadet Jones: Well... could I wear a visible cross on my uniform?

Instructor: No!  From paragraph 1-7b(1)(a) clearly states "a religious item worn on a chain may not be visible when worn with the utility, service, dress, or mess uniforms".

Cadet Jones: Do I have the option of wearing no headgear in formation?

Instructor: Of course not.  Read down to paragraph 1-10, where the regulation specifies that "soldiers will wear headgear with the Army uniform, except under the following circumstances" and then goes on to list the specific circumstances, such as when you are in a vehicle or indoors.  But in a formation, you are expected to be in uniform.

Cadet Jones: A parade to me sounds like a formation where a uniform appearance is the standard... didn't this whole thing get started when CAIR wrote Panetta to complain that a Muslim student was not allowed to wear a hijab in a parade because her commander actually ENFORCED AR 670-1 as written?  I mean, I can't carry an umbrella with my uniform but since CAIR made some noise the whole uniform policy changes for a kid who wants to wear a hijab under the guise of religious freedom?

Instructor: You are too hung up on the letter of the law.  Other things are much more important than regulations and standards in today's Army.  Like diversity!  After all, the Chief of Staff GEN Casey said right after the Fort Hood shootings "What happened at Fort Hood was a tragedy, but I believe it would be an even greater tragedy if our diversity becomes a casualty here".  

Cadet Jones: Sir, I'm only 15, but why is the Army tripping over itself trying to accommodate the religious preferences of the same group who kill us for religious reasons?  This is diversity for its own sake and its insane!! You are allegedly teaching us to become leaders... and from the first introduction to the military you are sending junior leaders the message that you can change long standing regulations at the whim of agitators and victim organizations outside the military!!!

Instructor: Cadet, I caution you against insubordination once more...

Cadet Jones: I can't believe how f___ed up the priorities are, and from the highest levels in the military!!!  I thought the military was about discipline and regulations, and people have to rise to the standard!!! Je__s Ch__t this is gay...

Instructor: WHAT did you say?

Cadet Jones: Oh, the profanity?  I'm sorry, sir, I got a little carried away...

Instructor: NO, not THAT...

Cadet Jones: Oh, the Lord's name in vain... my bad.

Instructor: NO!!!! You made a slur against gays!!! Sergeant!! Call security!!!

fade to black....

Ode to a full timer


Attention to orders:

The Active Guard and Reserve Medal of Honor is presented to MAJ Smedlap.

For exceptionally meritorious service on Saturday afternoon at drill.

Saturday afternoon, clipboard in hand, MAJ Smedlap was conducting an inspection of a hand grenade class in the armory, when without warning, a live grenade landed at his feet.

Without a moment's hesitation and with complete disregard for the safety of others, MAJ Smedlap threw the closest m day soldier, PFC Snuffy, on top of the grenade and exited the area in a rapid fashion so as not to mess up his uniform.

Following the explosion and only after verifying the coast was clear and no further grenades would land at his feet, MAJ Smedlap organized a detail of m day soldiers to clean up the armory and tend to the survivors.  His rapid actions resulted in a minimum of effort required of anyone on full time status having to spend any part of their four day work week cleaning up m dayer's messes.

MAJ Smedlap's actions resulted in an additional full time PFC slot becoming available in the unit, as well as the preservation of the integrity of the command structure of the unit, the continuity of everyone's full time jobs, and MOST IMPORTANTLY, his retirement package.

MAJ Smedlap's actions are in keeping with the greatest traditions of the cool guys in full time jobs, the active guard and reserve system, and the US Army.

Small hooah.


Pilot Joke


One day a long, long time ago, there was a pilot who WASN'T full of it.

But that was only one pilot, and just for one day.

And that was a long, long time ago.